TF2 - BLU Scout's Mom...

...HAS GOOOOOOT IT GOIN' ON. SHE'S ALL I WANT AND I WAITED FOR SO LONG. BLU SCOUT CAN'T YOU SEE, YOU'RE JUST NOT THE ONE FOR ME. I KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG BUT, I'M IN LOVE WITH BLU SCOUT'S MOM.

...*cough*

Anyway. XD Have BLU Scout's mom wearing some sexy vintage lingerie bought for her by her sexy Frenchman.

AND IT'S RED. *INSERT SNOOTY FRENCH LAUGHTER HERE*

BLU Scout's mom belongs to Valve. I've dubbed her Barbara.

And written by my friend ~Kaciel, I present... "BLU SCOUT'S MOM." (Billy is the name of BLU Scout in my TF2 comic, Awkward Ponies. XD)

BLU Scout's mom has got it goin' on
BLU Scout's mom has got it goin' on
BLU Scout's mom has got it goin' on
BLU Scout's mom has got it goin' on

Billy, can I come over after school? (after school)
We can hang around by the pool (hang by the pool)
Did your mom get back from her business trip? (business trip)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)

You know, I'm not the newbie loser that I used to be
I'm a bad ass motherfucker now, baby can't you see

BLU Scout's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Billy, can't you see, your mom is the only one for me,
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Billy's mom

BLU Scout's mom has got it goin' on
BLU Scout's mom has got it goin' on

Billy, do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)
Your mom came out with just a towel on (towel on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (the way she stared)
And the way she said, "You missed a spot over there" (a spot over there)

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since I killed your dad, your mom could use a guy like me

BLU Scout's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want, and I've waited so long
Billy, can't you see, I'm not giving her up for free
I know it might be wrong,
But I'm in love with BLU Scout's mom

BLU Scout's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long,
Billy can't you see that I'm now part of your family,
I know it might be wrong but oh oh
(I know it might be wrong)
I'm in love with (Billy's mom oh oh)
(Billy's mom oh oh)
I'm in love with Billy's mom