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someday, hummingbirds will get tired of flowers and suck out our brains
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Brought to you by, Crayola Crayons!
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~Usagi-Yojimbo-club
~The-Enishi-Club
~FrankyXRobinClub
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"They all lived in peace for a while until one day when Megatron, who is an evil motherf*r because he has a silly helmet, talked his compadres into being evil as well..."
I'm Arcee
in the Transformers-Crew
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~Usagi-Yojimbo-club
~The-Enishi-Club
~FrankyXRobinClub
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Don't make me beat you in the name of grammar
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I'm the new C*A*N*C*E*R never looked b/e/t/t/e/r and you can't stand it
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"A tank? Are you trying to draw attention to us?" ~Optmus Prime
"As opposed to a fire truck with giant cannons? Yeah, 'cause that blends in so well with the scenery. ~Scattershot
"Where'd you go? Oh, there you are! I didn't see you for a second, heh.~Sc
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